Montag, lieben, lachen, loben

I suddenly have this random urge to post something on my utterly boring blog.
I'm always so lazy to blog, but todays an exception HAHAHAA.

let me tell you something,

I bought a pair of macbeths. It sucks to have everybody wearing the same shit you wear. I got this pair of vans a few months back and now i see it everywhere. oh well,

okay guess what?

Im bored.

okay i got an idea, ill tell you a story.

*bracketed dialogue is translated poketongue speech.

One day, there was a little pokeboy called peekaboo. He was yellow with brown stripes. Peekaboo decided to go for a walk in the park. Suddenly from out of no where a charcancer appeared! Charcancer said "CHAR! CHAR! (hey man!whats going downnnnn dawg?)". Peekaboo was quite stunned, because this charcancer spoke in the african american accent. So he replied, "Piiika PIKA! (yo, you cool for shizzle yaw)".  

Then charcancer exclaimed, "charcharchar CHAAARRR (you yellow dude, you look like you're brown with a yellow skin disease)". Peekaboo incensed, replied in anger , " PIKAAAAAA PIKA PIIIIIIKA PIKAAAA (you asshole, im yellow with brown stripes. you got problem we fight now HAYA!)".

So it begun.

Peekaboo circled charcancer, staring charcancer in the eyes. Out of nowhere, charcancer whipped his tail around and lashed peekaboo in the face, blinding the yellow thing for an instant. 

Peekaboo wasted no time, he gathered all the electricity from the bottom of his belly and threw a thunderball at charcancer.

Charcaner died.

THE END.

 

(no animals were hurt in the production of this story)

“Some people are into bondage, and some people are into crossdressing, and some people are into Coldplay. It's ok, I don't mind being a fetish.” - CM

Honey you are a rock 
Upon which I stand 
And I come here to talk 
I hope you understand 

That green eyes, yeah the spotlight, shines upon you 
And how could, anybody, deny you 

I came here with a load 
And it feels so much lighter, now I've met you 
And honey you should know, that I could never go on without you 

Green eyes 

Honey you are the sea 
Upon which I float 
And I came here to talk 
I think you should know 

That green eyes, you're the one that I wanted to find 
And anyone who, tried to deny you must be out of their mind 

Cause I came here with a load 
And it feels so much lighter, since I met you 
Honey you should know, that I could never go on without you 

Green eyes 

Green Eyes (Acoustic) - Coldplay

“I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.” - LG

OASIS FUCKING CAME!

i wanted to get totally crazy but i think i was quite chill about it all compared to lynette and her sister-in-law rachel, they went nuts screaming! 

i was supposed to go with my best friend aaron, but his sister changed his tickets to Pen B so i was quite sad. i met lynette and rachel first and the queue was fuckin long, deen and her friend jason came later. There was this drunk white dude who was there screaming at all of us asking us why we looked bored and shit cos 'this is fucking oasis man, fuck Coldplay man'. HAHAHA 

And when we finally got in, i was so excited. but we were like maybe 12 rows from the front. Lynette and rachel were seriously damn pro, they pushed and pushed all the way till we got into like prolly the 2nd or 3r row. that wa where we saw the white dudes who were shouting at us just now! HAHA so funny.

Then when Liam first came out hell yeah everyone went nuts and everyone pushed and shoved and we were a huge wet mass of bodies rolling about but we dint care cos fucking oasis was in in front of us!! liam threw his tambourine at us! some lucky dude caught it, then noel threw his pick down too, it was green! the lucky bastards. I went nuts when they played lyla and morning glory. They ended the concert damn well, with them leaving the stage slowly one by one. it was a fucking awesome night and i bought oasis badges which lynette i wore for Camp!

Camp was good too, life as HGL is so stressful gosh. Camp passed  by so fast its just a blur. Its cos i had a walkie pugged to my ear so i was half deaf to the world. It was good to see the GL's and freshies having fun. It kindda reminded me of when i was freshie and i have to say i think we all managed to touch a few lives. But its kind of sad that im not a GL, cos i cant sort of really go down and interact with the freshies much. Like they dont see me so much so many tend not to know me. Ill definitely be going for all the outings man, NEXO IS LOVE.

Ive learnt much from the maincomms(esp john and ella) and the other HGL's. the camp really brought us close to each other. cosss

FO DE MAINCOMM R-O-C-K ROCK!